Headline Roundup: You Gotta See These

Bush Shocked by Arrest of Former Adviser

That joke pretty much writes itself.

Boy Called Reincarnated Buddha Disappears

A Nepalese boy who was meditating in the forest for ten months has unexpectedly vanished.

Cassini Spots Water Geysers on Saturn Moon

This brings NASA pretty close to thinking it's possible there could be life on Enceladus, especially since it has an unusually warm south pole. The article also calls the moon "the shiniest object in the solar system," which is certainly something I didn't know.

Report: Web Searches Can ID CIA Employees

The Chicago Tribune always has the best investigative pieces.