I Get My Christmas Goose Early This Year

My laptop arrived, heralding a new age of peace and prosperity. I don't know what spirit got hold of the UPS driver who brought it all the way from Malaysia in such a hurry, but he must know how I feel about him. For every computer the postal service brings, an angel gets its wings, or so the rhyme goes around the neighborhood. I haven't listened that carefully yet, though -- it could be something about stopping polluters.