Tuesday, April 04, 2006

The Sorrow, The Pity and Southern California

Turns out cell phone use equals none other than brain cancer. I'd just like to take this opportunity to point out that I was roundly mocked for not getting one of these tumor machines until the last possible moment, when I became a very important journalist and had to be on call at the nation's capitol. Well, screw you people. Land lines get better reception.


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